Priorities

Oh! Hi! uh, heh, heh.... cough... ahem. I may or may not have ... forgotten... to post yesterday... The truth is life got in the way. I've been pretty busy these days.

I've noticed something. The more time I  put into blogging the less time I put into writing books. I know, I know, I have yet to get any of these oft spoken of books out there but I've been pretty consistent with blogging which just goes to prove my point.

I keep thinking I should keep the blogging down to once a month so I'll put more time into other forms of writing and actually get something published! Gasp!

That way everyone can ignore that too. How fun!

Maybe that's an advantage people have that plan to publish the traditional way. They've always got someone breathing down their neck to finish things while I simply keep procrastinating things into oblivion.

Well, anyway I really ought to get back to it and get a few more chapters written, but I've got this really pressing task of staring at the neighbor's bunny ahead of me. (We're bunny sitting.) After all,
I've got to keep my priorities straight.

Fortune Cookie # 9

A person can't really get angry while holding a bunny. This has been tested and is known to be true.

Being Cute is a Powerful Weapon

You see this white bunny? You see the pulchritudinous innocence pouring forth from it's fluffy little face?

Is this the face of a diabolical Houdini Bunny? Is this the face of a bunny that would escape his pen in the middle of the night, leading poor little Olivia into iniquity to join into his rebellious break for freedom?

Is this the face of a bunny who would leave behind his litter habits in wild abandon, to prove his point of freedom and ownership, by leaving bunny bombs all over the house?

Is this the face of a bunny who, instead of obediently going back to his pen like sweet Olivia, would make his owners chase him around the house at 3 AM and think it was all a very good game?

Is this the face of a bunny who, after being caught and put in said bunny pen, would have the audacity to ask for a treat?????

You bet it is.

Bunnies, bunnies everywhere...

Oh boy! More lists! They say it takes a certain type of person to be a bunny person. We must be pretty far on the bunny people spectrum since we have four of them.

Here's 15 random observations I've made about our fuzzy little critters:

1. A bunny's trust is to be gained. It is not automatically given.

2. Bunnies are highly suspicious of new foods.

3. Our bunnies hate the smell and sound of bacon. They hide when we are cooking it and won't come out again until the smell dissipates.

4.  Bunnies do not perform for strangers. They have this 'I'm a dumb bunny' expression they put on their face and allow their eyes to go glassy and sit in a little ball and pretend they are the most boring creatures on the planet. It's one of their favorite defense mechanisms. Note: this rarely works because they're too cute and furry and people pick them up anyway but it doesn't stop the bunnies from trying.
 
5. Bunnies like fuzzy things. I find this amusing. Do they know they are furry? I think they must. Our plush fleece blankets are their favorites things to hang out on. 

6. Once you have a bunny's trust they are highly entertaining and reveal themselves to have fun, quirky personalities.

7. A bunny senses the emotions of it's owners. Not sure how they do this, but somehow they know. Probably because of #8 on this list.

8. A bunny is an astute student of both rabbit body language and people body language. They have a language all their own and it doesn't take long to know what the bunny is thinking and feeling because they are so expressive.

9. Bunnies love to be sung to. Especially if you sing a little ditty about them.

10. Bunnies don't like it when you invade their living space. It's their space, so if you're going to be in it you'd better follow their rules of protocol. IE don't move the stuff they moved, don't touch their hay, don't pluck them out of there without their consent, don't wake them, and don't ignore them. If you must breach the rules then you'd better have a treat handy, preferably some papaya.

11. Bunnies never have bad breath. Never. And they smell nice - like fresh summer sunshine.

12. They like to do elaborate little dances in the morning and love to show off. They want praise for these feats of speed and agility. The more compliments they get, the more they zip around.

13. Our bunnies are very lovey in the evenings. They lavish us with affection and cuddle and snuggle close to be petted and give us lots of bunny kisses.

14. Bunnies love tunnels and hide y-holes. When they don't want to be disturbed they hang out in them. When they want to be petted they hang out right by the door of the gate.

15. Bunnies have no concept of personal space. This includes with other bunnies and humans as well.

I like animals in general but bunnies are my favorite. They bring a smile to my face and distract me from 'real life' and bring a bit of nature into my home. This is important to me since I'm not supposed to be outside. They are not the right pet for everyone - they are delicate and not good for households with young children or for people who will be ignoring them a lot. But we love ours.