They say the key to success is to have realistic goals that can be met. I have lots of ambitions for today. Here are my goals:
1. Stay in bed so long I have a headache.
2. Stay in my pajamas long enough to embarrass myself, my kids or my husband. (Well, I've got to embarrass somebody!)
3. Eat something for breakfast that I'll regret the rest of the day.
4. Work on my book until I stop because everything I write stinks.
5. Forget to eat lunch.
6. Get super finicky and picky about the house in a controlling, unhealthy way.
7. Whine and complain every time the kids ask me to drive them somewhere.
8. Avoid cooking dinner. Fob it off on someone else.
9. Procrastinate the laundry another day. (Hey, I'm inspiring resourcefulness and creativity with this one! Figure out what to wear when all that is left is a green floral top and purple plaid shorts. Maybe a couple accessories can make that work?)
10. Write a pointless and ridiculous blog post.
11. Stay up too late reading a book so that I'm guaranteed to feel like death the next morning.
You know, if I can't get it all done today, there's always tomorrow!
