I'm Officially Back - Oh Boy!

So, my website content, after having a nice vacation floating around unknown regions in the ether, has returned to me. I've loaded the past posts onto this blog and hopefully it will not decide to wander ever again.

My posts from here on out will be at this location. Nice and simple. I apologize to those who preferred the other site.

Wherein One Gets Embarrased

Well this is... embarrassing. My wherewanders website has been down now for over a month. I've emailed, online chatted and called many different platforms and am starting to see some light at the end of the tunnel.

I'm telling you; it's just not worth all this hassle. I've decided that someone like me should not have an independent website. I should be posting in a nice safe place where strange things don't happen, like here.

Sorry folks. I know some of you preferred the wherewanders site but frankly, I just don't have the technological savvy for such a thing.

So hang on. Once I've retrieved the rest of my content, which is currently wandering in unknown corners of cyber space, I will finish transferring all to this blog and wherewanders will rest in peace. It lived a miserable life and it's the only merciful thing to do.

What Happens When an Idiot Tries to Blog

So my wherewanders.com blog is down AGAIN. It's hopelessly broken. I need my in residence website repair team (my son) to fix it, but since he works full time and is attending college he doesn't have a lot of time for these things and I can't simply go whimpering off to him every time I manage to kill said website. Who knows how long it will be flat-lining????

As you may have noticed, I've been revamping this blogspot blog and transferring the posts that used to be here and adding posts that were written at wherewanders. This is because I'm tired of being stupid. BlogSpot allows me to be as inept as I please and my blog still works. 

Switching blog sites not once, but twice is blogging suicide, but apparently I care more for my own sanity than yours! Good luck finding me! 

Anyway, blogging was supposed to be a hobby, a relaxing hobby... not one that makes me want to destroy things. So welcome back! Browse around! Enjoy! I'm going to go punch something...

Death of a Computer

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of yet another computer.

The problem is, I've lost a lot of computers now and people are starting  to  get  suspicious.

A person can only have so many computers before things start looking a bit odd. But it's  all above board, I swear. I wasn't  even at the scene of death this time! I have an alibi! I was innocently reading a book and I have witnesses to this attested fact! Witnesses, I say! I'm  innocent! Innocent!

I have lawyers! Anyone who dares accuse me of computer  slaughter will be slapped with a slander suit so fast they won't be able to breathe!

The public is trying to hang me before I have a chance to defend myself! I've been judged! I'm  the real victim  here! I'm  the one who should be garnering  your sympathy, not some low life piece of equipment.

I don't  even know what you're  talking about. There never was a computer. Whoever said anything  about  computers? It's all lies and smoke to throw people  off of what really matters and what really matters here is waffles.

Everyone wants waffles. Waffles should be available  to all! My enemies may bring up circumstantial  and unfounded accusations  about non-existent computers to confuse the real issues of our time because they don't  want you to realize you have a lack of waffles. They don't  want  you  to  realize  what you're  missing! Our right to waffles! Waffles for you! Waffles  for me! Waffles for everyone!

Wherein I'm Not as Stupid as I Thought

All horrible things must come to an end. I tell myself that all the time. Anyway, after much frustration, my technological difficulties have been sorted out...for now.

Posts on this blog will resume. Life will go on. Someday I'll get a technological clue. Miracles will happen.

And one day there will be world peace.


Editors note: This was posted during my unfortunate foray into the world of having my own website. I have since repented. 

Oops!

Ahem...cough... heh, heh....

Due to technological fumbling, yesterday's post did not happen.

Nor will it happen today, because some of us struggle to navigate modern enigmas.

So instead, I will be posting about once a month for a while, since time is short and so is intelligence, apparently.