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I've got a story for that!

People who know me well know I have a story for everything. These stories are things that come from my life, or the life of someone I know. If you name a topic, I've got a story. I'm famous for it. Well, okay, I'm not famous in any sense of the word, but you could say it's my super power. I suspect it has something to do with my crazy long term memory.

So, the other day, while I was sleeping, I dreamed I was asked to speak to a large congregation. The topic I was given was, 'How is a banana like seven days?'. As soon as I heard the subject I said, "I have the perfect story for that!". I even had a memento to go with the story. I was fully prepared.

I woke up from this dream and rolled over and thought, "Great, now I'm just making fun of myself," and went back to sleep.

Fortune Cookie (meaning quick post)

Overheard at my house today.

Kid #1 - Get back here!
Kid#2 - I gotta use the toilet!
Kid #1 - You gotta get back here and learn about chicken slapping!


And here I thought when they were adults these kinds of conversations would stop.